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My name is Ekib Ekure, I am an attorney turned clothing "exporter" turned blogger turned law school student (again). I will explain all of my various titles in the posts to come. So, why blog? Because, why not! Welcome to my journey!! This blog is meant to be a lighthearted depiction of my return to Nigeria after 17 years abroad. I was inspired to come back for a second law degree after reading Chimamanda's "Americanah." Only sad thing is that I didn't have my own bald headed man waiting for me :(. Oh well, life goes on. So, as I was saying, this blog will detail my various experiences as a "returnee." I expect that you will laugh and engage with me. So come along with me on my lovely journey through Nigeria, I promise you'll be thoroughly entertained. Satisfaction guaranteed (or your money back).





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